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General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back after we take it apart and make blueprints of it. I talk about you all the time, when you are not around. A child could do that. Till we meet again, Nimrod. You've got to get that mixture just right. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, then he is fat. It was a message. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That is me. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That's another good one. Col. Wilhelm Klink: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Louis LeBeau: How do we get it in here? [Hogan's typical obfuscation has just saved Klink's reputation before a Gestapo investigator - who has exited]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on telephone] What was that? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? Back. So that's a command for attention, huh? Hochstetter meanwhile has called Himmler, explains the situation and receives orders to arrest Klink's "dear friend" Richter, to which Klink insists that he hardly knows him and that he has no dear friends, a fact which Hochstetter is willing to believe. That's a good one. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Uh, the fat little lady in the red dress has been eating steadily over an hour and a half. Colonel Feldkamp would have to be a Standartenfhrer. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, General Burkhalter, what a pleasant surprise. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The message is: "I am foul. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, that's the way I picture him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: All potato rations are cut in half for ten days. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? I got so excited. Carter: Hello? Now you may leave anytime, and take your spy, Private Berger, with you! Who's worried about firing? Demolished the building, wiped out the garrison, killed Kommandant Hedrick, knocked the Fuhrer's picture off the wall and everything. Colonel Klink: I will thank him the next time I see him, huh? Tell me, is that jackass Klink still in command? Sgt. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: But, uh where is there to go in a prison camp? Sgt. Unquote. Who's "we"? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Let's get our prisoner first. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Newkirk, can you pick a lock? But it IS time for Roll Call. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Perfect! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Isn't it about time you found out. Hans Georg Schultz: But don't let the commandant see the monkey. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Colonel Wilhelm Klink. I present, reiterate, and glorify the obvious - because the obvious is what people need Major Hochstetter Hogans Heroes Quotes | Col. Wilhelm Klink: All heads will roll, that's quite democratic. I'm a prisoner. Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Take my word, Klink, this is no time to be a sound sleeper. Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. It was three years ago, in November I think. [Hogan's men react angrily when he volunteers to help rebuild the Adolf Hitler Bridge in exchange for Klink's promise to reopen the recreation hall]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's the problem. In the second place this isn't a social visit, its official. I must explore the matter further alone. That's worthy of Himmler himself, major. Lady Leslie Chitterly: Robert Robert Hogan! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink. I'd rather depend on me. Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. Probably an oversight at headquarters. Col. Wilhelm Klink: General Burkhalter, What an unexpected pleasure to see you again sir. Sgt. Cpl. Thank you. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much. Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Cpl. We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. Howard Caine. You are succeeding in doing by yourself what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do. Didn't I tell you I could break this code. Tremendous psychological factor there, chaps. Hans Georg Schultz: [savoring the irony] All this beauty! Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to know? Col. Robert E. Hogan: LeBeau, my boy, I'm holding you in reserve. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you should have been there. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I taught him everything he knew about flying. Basic vowel substitutes. Schultz: [walking in to the office introducing a Captain] Herr Kommandant, this is Captain M?ller. For me? Newkirk: Jawohl, Herr General! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: That's the only one I had. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Thank you, General Burkhalter. You're lazy, you're fat, you sleep on duty. Col. Wilhelm Klink: They say we are holding a girl. Peter Newkirk: Yeah, don't use words you're not sure of. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I'm ignorant. Still, you're a likable clod. What is this man doing here? Capt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [trying to persuade Col. Klink to call General Burkhalter] Why don't you give him a call, sir it means so much to him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That is exactly what I was going to say, General. I'm color-blind, you know. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you fools. Of course you are. Major Richard Leman: [addressing the flyers] All of you have been chosen for 'Operation Albatross'. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: He isn't going anywhere with the information, is he? Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! - quotes.net Think of the things you two have been through together. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, stop agreeing with me. Sgt. Now, I know what you're thinking - I'm a writer; why don't I write it myself? Peter Newkirk: [as German adjutant] Transfer to the Russian front, sir, or court-martial to be shot? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [surprised] I thought I'd done *everything* in this war! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Thirty days is an cruel and human unjustified punishment, to be inflicted only by a sadist. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Robert E. Hogan Oh, unforgettable. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Have all security precautions been strictly observed? Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, he said a terrible thing to you! Are you OK? : Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a million-to-one shot that the candles would have hit the truck. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you sure you have the right man, Doctor? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. Kinch: Didn't you hear what Schultz said? I think the general's going to be ill - deathly ill. Newkirk, we have a job for the Mighty Hogan Art Players. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) Hans Georg Schultz: [Leaving barracks, after finding out Hogan's plans regarding the tank] I know nothing! : Hogan's Heroes Quotes The man can't dance. General von Rauscher James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. [Myra and Newkirk are being held in a German prison]. Hans Georg Schultz: Oh, I'm sorry, Freddy. He has saved us all. I was the top man in my unit. [Hogan decides to destroy the German ammo dump unsuccessfully attacked by Sergeant Orchard and his men]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: The call sir, it's after 7:00 you get the night rate. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. Now, Klink, where do these lines cross? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Interrupting] HOLD IT! No, wait a minute. *You* be the judge what's *important*! And I believe a full corporal. Take a deep breath." Major Bonacelli:"Is that an order?" Marya:"Hogan, and a colonel." Hogan:"So you found me out." Marya:"And I suppose the little one is a general?" LeBeau:"Disguised as a corporal." Col. Robert E. Hogan: If Carter's bombs don't do it, we may have to poison that bridge. Sgt. Hochstetter: Why not? I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Alright, here it is. Responsible for the security of our witness. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. . I'm sorry you missed it, Major, it was a great party. Col. Robert E. Hogan: 'Sugar candy' is code for something special. You are undermining my confidence. Schultz, take him away. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's a lot better than if he saw him lying in the sack goldbricking. We've got him. Colonel Klink: [to Burkhalter, over the radio, about the party] I'm only sorry there is no ice cream. Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What they're using here i a variation on the old Fessenhoffer Cipher. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. Firing? This is a prisoner of war camp. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Enough! Goering is a fat rat fink. : He said 'Achtung' so I said 'Good morning' right back to him. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, oh, Herr General, you're much thinner than I thought you'd be. Cpl. Signed General Jodl for the F?hrer." I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. Schultz Mueller: This one looks stupid . Who am I? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. [Newkirk and Carter are found near the camp fence]. Cpl. "Hogan's Heroes" Everybody Loves a Snowman (TV Episode 1967) - IMDb Andrew Carter: Well, sure. Chocolate bars? Boy, that stuff is really unstable! Louis LeBeau: Under the Geneva Convention, I don't have to teach you to dance. : [Carter's attempts to manufacture explosives destroys one of the tunnels]. Cpl. General: But I don't want to leave the country. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: It must be the underground. Lock us up? Col. Wilhelm Klink: The fat prosecutor, whoever that is. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter arrives by car] Ah, General Burkhalter its been such a long time. "What happened to the Duke of York?" Col. Robert E. Hogan: You, uh, put your arms around her? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Why not? You know it's really a marvelous surprise. Instead of your party, I'll be soaking my knee". Major Byron Buckles: If I'm going to die, at least let it be in a close-up. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Then, if you still won't talk, you will be starved, tortured and then shot. Colonel Sitzer: We want you to keep it a secret until the presentation. Andrew Carter: You Germans can't get together on *anything.*. General von Rauscher General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's my wife. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have practically ensured the success of the "Klink Plan". Col. Robert E. Hogan Kissing prisoners is verboten! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That is where he was truly brilliant. Colonel Klink: In case I'm, uh, recommended for promotion - not that I'm asking you, sir - I'm sure that the board will take my extremely marvelous physical fitness into consideration. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Not even if I said you were the greatest military mind in the Third Reich? Official Sites General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Nimrod? Thank you. Andrew Carter: Hey Thank you! Back, back, all of you. The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. You're pulling my leg. Colonel Karla Hoffman: [ordering the others out of the room] I have observed that the psychic communication between Hogan and Schultz is very close. Sgt. He has? The Allies won't bomb a prisoner of war camp. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The highest authority? Please take your truck and its cargo some other place. Who is that woman? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Oh, no, no. Sgt. Back. Cpl. [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo]. And Schultz, for once keep your fat mouth shut. Keep your costs down, put your house in order, or the next time you want caviar, you won't have to import it - you can catch your own on the Volga. Carter: Heck, I've seen groundhogs down there that were lost. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from - Quotes.net Col. Wilhelm Klink: I assure you I shall give the Gestapo my complete cooperation, Major Hochstetter. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I have been working on him, Herr General. General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: Louis LeBeau: I will personally hold them spellbound with my repertoire of songs, dances and snappy patters. [pause] So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet? Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're the same bunch of guys that put him in business. Writers can stir the mind, but they can't direct it. What is going on there? James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Right, Colonel. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [surprised and aghast] Hogan, you are the biggest liar I have ever met in my whole life! Col. Robert E. Hogan: And if he asks any questions? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [to Col. Klink] Who would want to escape from all this beauty? "Hogan's Heroes" The Defector (TV Episode 1969) - IMDb Filming & Production Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I haven't asked you anything yet. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [after Newkirk and Carter have been caught escaping] They weren't really trying to escape. You are now Big Chief Running Bear Who Goes Swift And Sure To Beer Garden. And who are we gonna believe? It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. It's going like clockwork. Well, it's obvious, Major. Cpl. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo] Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. When I say 'Achtung' I want you all to come to attention at once. Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, you could have asked Lily to dance with him at least once. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [indignantly] That's to keep the tooth warm! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's right. That British agent? Company Credits Col. Wilhelm Klink: What do you think my faults are? [Hogan pretends to have passed out from drinking]. : Sgt. Marya Col. Wilhelm Klink: Exactly what I was going to say, sir. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wasn't sure which was the right one, but I was certain you'd pick the wrong one. We're going to rebuild the bridge with a very special feature. Quotes Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. He barely escaped the terrible raid! [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan]. Take a bottle and do not hurry back. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Have you got everything straight? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter What does he look like? Now, I don't want to sound like I'm blowing my own horn but General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You sound like a whole brass band. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Just because we're enemies is no reason we can't be friends. *What is this man doing here?*. Sgt. Cpl. I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. Andrew Carter: Sure. Col. Wilhelm Klink: There's one nice thing about his being here. Let me say, sir. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What about her looks? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, if you ever escape Sgt. I meant green dress, of course. I've taken all the necessary precautions. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape? In future, to avoid confusion, why don't you just say 'Good Morning' in English? He'll try to use the tunnel a day earlier and really escape. Col. Robert E. Hogan: No, you're funny enough. Col. Robert E. Hogan: What kind of explosives have we got, Carter? Cpl. I'm sick and tired of fighting and bloodshed. Ooh, I like that name. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This time tell me the good news first. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? Now come on General think of how long you've know Colonel Klink. Of course not. We had pistachio, but one of the guards shot it with a machine gun. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Some of the gang back in Berlin. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Neither am I. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, close the gates! Raus! So you know I'm not crazy. : That's what I would like to hear. His specialty is military protocol. Hogan's Heroes - Major Hochstetter Compilation "Who/What is - YouTube It's so good when he leaves.

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